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Americans! Non-Americans! Everyone else! Lend me your time!
I’ll be guest starring with the cast of the award-winning sketch comedy show at the world famous iO West Theater “Top Story! Weekly” on Sunday, January 8 at 9:00 pm! I am regularly a staff writer for the show, but for once I’ll be doffing my writer’s hat, then donning it again, then donning an acting helmet on top of the writer’s hat.
Tickets are only $5, there’s killer drink specials at the bar, and valet parking is only 4 clams when you show your iO West ticket stub! (Bring exact clams, as valet attendants don’t often bring sea creatures for change)
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1. Post More / Post Less / Be Funnier on Twitter
2. Stop doing that stand up show in the back of the BBQ restaurant / dude’s garage / Laugh Factory that always makes you feel like garbage
3. Learn how to act, audition, get rich
4. Stop drinking before shows, slow down drinking during shows, continue drinking after shows
5. Stop saying “So what else is going on?” on stage
6. Update your website to make yourself sound more successful than you are
7. Finish that pilot script and get it to that guy you know that knows that guy in the mailroom at that production company (first: find free screenwriting software)
8. Buy furniture like a goddamn human being
9. Talk to friends who are getting paid and ask them to ‘hook a brother up’
10. Sort out life.